[Image via cheap-chic-weddings.com]
In Other
Blogs:
• Scanner knows what we
want for Christmas: Flight
of the Conchords DVDs; a wedding
gown made out of toilet
paper (easy to rip off, and recyclable the next morning); Heath
Ledger ripping it off (choreographed
dancing optional), and a levitating
scooter we can ride! Hell’s yeah.
Of course, Scanner also
reminds us to count our blessings that we don’t have: John Edwards’ love
child; Lynne
Spears as our mother; or Scanner
Emily’s neighbors. Though, we do like to hear stories about them; God bless
those thin Greenpoint walls!
Him: “I did your dishes.”
Her: “They're not my dishes; they're our dishes. But I'll take care of
my spoon issues.”
Later that night (rather, two or three minutes later)...
Her: “I suck your dick. What more do you want from me?”
Him: “I lick your pussy and you don't even like it.”
• Screengrab proves
that life imitates art: Fans of Mike Judge's Idiocracy
will recall Brawndo,
the thirst-mutilating energy drink that had replaced water in the film’s
terrifying and idiot-overrun vision of the future. Well, if the marketing
geniuses behind this thing have their way, you too will be able to mutilate your
thirst. Just don’t water the crops with it, yo.
Also, check
out the Holiday
Trailer Round-up, Jerry
Bruckheimer’s latest video
game venture; and how the MPAA
is protecting America.
• And the Nerve Video
Blog ruminates on father,
sons and Superman…plus,
a mix-tape
(video) masterpiece just for you.
—
Nicole Ankowski
