
Screengrab brings us the Top
Ten Action Heroes Who Deserve a Comeback, conveniently packaged in Parts 1 and 2. Also, check out When
Good Directors Go Bad (the Ishtar
edition!); the Fool’s
Gold trailer review; and the latest in Fanboys
release dates, (Marky) Mark
Wahlberg’s acting career, and Nerve
at Sundance. Get your swag on, boys.
Scanner brings us…how do I put this delicately?...a primate
who likes to pee in his own mouth. Welcome to wet
monkey yoga, kids. It’s not “Two Girls, One Cup” but it’s something. Also
today: Anna
Wintour’s pissed at Hillary
Clinton; we’re liking the new SaSi
Vibrator…programmable, but still full of surprises!; the Urban
Legend ER; the fact that even AIDS
PSA ads are kinda arty and hot in France;
and if you’re thinking about being a teacher,
don’t put your soft-core
porn on YouTube; but if your little
kid can dance like this, please do.
And the Nerve Video
Blog brings us the Tom
Cruise Scientology-tape REMIX, featuring Cruise, Will Smith and a little
dash o’ Days of Thunder. Yours to
enjoy. Plus, Funny
or Die takes on the mainstream
media, and New York Magazine (and
Oliver) take on Gossip
Girl. See Blair
eat!