Scanner says forget The Millionaire Matchmaker…check out
“Natural Selection Speed Date II: Sugar
Mamas & Boy Toys.” Yes, you
can sign up; but just know that “the application for men is ‘solely based
on appearance’ and the application for women is ‘solely based on wealth.’”
Equal-opportunity crapitude! Also, check out: Penthouse
models on FOX (does she have a head for
business and a bod for sin?); transgender
GOP’s; Snoop Dogg’s “Sexual
Eruption”; and the third trimester version of Who
Would You Rather?: Halle vs. JLo. Oh yes, and vintage Rod
Stewart for the perfect late-afternoon pick-me-up. Who would you rather?
The
Screengrab shows us why Woody
Allen is smokin’ (and ScarJo’s not even involved!); what happened when Morgan
Spurlock went from chasing Biggie fries to Osama
bin Laden; a novel
solution to the writers’ strike; a bit of VHS
nostalgia; and the disturbing news that Crash
is becoming a series on Starz. “That's the ensemble drama Crash,
not the Cronenberg flick about car-f*cking, unfortunately.”
And the Nerve Video
Blog brings us the truly awesome Vader
Chronicles; truly heinous new ways to sell
tobacco; how we wish the State
of the Union Address would have happened; and an epic battle to save
mankind. Nope, not Cloverfield. It’s
puppies versus robots. Check
it out here.
