
Scanner asks the
ladies: does Seasonale, the birth control pill that limits your period to four
times a year, freak you out? Scanner Emily (and myself) say, “Hell’s yeah!” So
does Tina Fey. Check out SNL’s
skit for “Annuale,”
in which they imagine what life on Seasonale is like. Kudos to Kristen Wiig for
the total, utter commitment to her craft. In other words: for tongue-kissing
a dog.
Scanner
also recaps the Oscars, looking at the good (hot
ladies, hot dresses…and the winners),
the bad (ABC
removed Scott Rudin's loving reference to his "partner" from the
transcript of his Best Picture acceptance speech), and the future (Tina
Fey for Oscar host ’09!). Plus: Beer!
Is there anything it can’t do?; vibrator
ad of the day; architectural
porn; the vampire
Lestat might suck on…religion?; and check out Skully’s
secret Mulder fantasies.
Screengrab also
brings us their Top
Five Oscar moments…which don’t include (but maybe should) Gary
Busey attempting to make out with Jennifer
Garner. Yes, there’s video!
Plus: cartooning
the sixties; Michael
Bay and his awesome self; the 2008 Independent
Spirit Awards; and today’s ruinous
trailer review…
And on the Nerve Video
Blog, Jimmy
Kimmel strikes back…and is funny! Now he’s f*cking
Ben Affleck; we’re just happy to see Huey Lewis
working again. Also check out: Soulja Boy
grandmas; Tina Fey
on Hillary Clinton; a four-and-a-half-year-old-rock star;
the first-ever (?) PILF; and
Ukrainian
drag queens from space. Happy Monday!