How can we not begin with Scanner, and this
little item of note: Kate
Beckinsale has a special pet name for her privates...
No, there are no vajayjays in Beckinsale’s world…only
the lucky few can gain entrance to the “Pharoah’s
Tomb.” In her own words: “My best feature is unfortunately a private
matter. Although I'm told it is spectacular."
Pharoah's Tomb! To be fair,
she also mouthed the word “twat.” We love a girl who can talk dirty, but still
compare her junk to ancient Egyptian architecture. Oh, the British!
Also, it
turns out that the Southwest Airlines-scandalized “too
hot to fly” girls are actually not that hot; meet the gay
twin acrobats of Columbia University; Ms.
Pac-Man – feminist hero!; a Hillary-Barack Choose-Your-Own-Adventure;
and ride along with a Mother Jones
journalist as she goes undercover
with sugar daddies. Delicious!
The Screengrab reviews
the latest films, like Chop
Shop and City
of Men, and looks forward to Iron
Man starring Robert
Downey Jr. (“as Jon Favreau is deftly proving with each new glimpse of his
upcoming Iron Man flick, Robert Downey Jr. is even more awesome when
he’s the one causing things to explode.”) We also look at the five most
intriguing SxSW
trailers; five films about the
year 1968; and a brief guide to this year’s Academy
Award’s outrages. Nobody puts Whoopi in a corner; nobody!
And the Nerve Video
Blog can’t tell if Scarlett
Johansson and Natalie Portman
in the same room make us feel faint because of their combined hotness, or
because they are the most uncharismatic interviewees alive. Plus: The Daily
Show rocks; the “Baseball
Boogie” rolls; Starbucks
closes; Barack
Obama drops it like it’s hot. Or at least like it’s lukewarm.
