
Even though the cult classic television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer boasted a
lesbonic Wiccan best friend (played by cutie-pie Alyson Hannigan), the hero
herself never dabbled in the vaginal arts. But Scanner
serves us the inside dish on the Buffy
the Vampire Slayer comic book series, which recently featured the titular
character’s first same-sex tryst...
“It puts the
reader in this ‘Oh my God’ moment,” perpetually genius Buffy creator
Joss Whedon said. And just think what it will do for under-stimulated comic
book geeks.
Also, Scanner Brian hates
himself loving you, Hayden
Paniettiere. And he has the photographic
proof to back it up. Scanner also just kind plain hates the Kardashians
(though we love their butts!). Plus, check out the L
Word Lady of the
Week; old-school Susan
Sarandon boobs; reports from inside the douchebag
trial; and Songs
in the Key of Craigslist.
Over
at the Nerve
Video Blog, Red State Update’s Dunlap and Jackie are skewering another feminist
icon, Hillary Clinton.
“It’s
not that we want Obama to win,” Dunlap tells us with his tongue firmly
implanted in cheek, “it’s just that we want him to humiliate and destroy Hillary
Clinton.”
Also
check out: hot lion
lovin’; crazy Japanese political
candidates; and the crazy
genius of Will
Arnett.
While
we’re on the subject of feminism, Screengrab’s
John Constantine is raving about Radar’s recent roundup of the most
misogynistic movies of the past eight years. We’re guessing that Radar
writer Amy Monaghan stuffed her list
with cutting remarks on Eli Roth’s
icky torture porn fetish. Meanwhile, in other Nerve news, The
Modern Materialist is keeping the patriarchy afloat this week by investing
in a pair of brass
grundles.
— Joey Hood