
Nerve's long-time fuck buddy, Next Magazine editor-in-chief Brian "Bijoux" Moylan, files a special report for us from Tori Spelling's book party (yes! she has a memoir) last night at Manhattan hotspot, D'Or:
"So I got there a little late and totally missed Tori. Apparently she came, did a lap, signed some books, looked pregnant, and then left. BOO!" Just for the record, says Bijoux: "I didn't actually see her do the lap or look pregnant, but that's what all the queens at the party told me. Bold names I saw there: Richie Rich of Heatherette, Frank DeCaro (formerly of The Daily Show), and Randy Jones, the Cowboy from the Village People."
Couldn't you just DIE? A few pics of happy Tori fans below.



