Is
my subject line a tad extreme? You be the judge. We’ve got a ton of funny, odd,
and hot bits o’ pop culture for you today…but Scanner brings the
most insane news report I’ve ever seen, involving semen in hair:
“A 21-year old woman is suing
American Airlines for failing to protect her from involuntarily and unknowingly
joining the mile high club. Apparently as the women slept during her flight from
LA to Dallas, she got more than just beauty sleep. 20 minutes
before the flight landed, the woman woke up to discover that a man had moved
into the seat next to her, was looking at her, and masturbating. The woman responded
my turning towards the window and nervously running her fingers through her
hair when, in a There's Something About Mary moment (no, not the franks
and beans one), she realized she had ‘a substantial amount of an extremely
sticky substance in her hair.’”
Read
all about it here.
In other, less horrifying
news: see the best photo of Tori
Spelling and the Target dog, ever! (plus, her boobs are fake); we say
goodbye to Halle
Berry’s glorious (and real) pregnancy breasts; learn how to save your relationship…and
burn
300 calories; why philandering
politicians better be careful if they marry a babe from Spain; Asia
Argento threatens to stop doing nude scenes; a Chicago teen says foil
just as good as condoms; maybe the Lesbian
Park Rangers can help him out; the sexy
women of Bollywood almost make us leave the audio on; and some awesome,
awesome pics of shamrock
pasties and more St.
Patrick’s Day sexiness. Or, at the very least, some dude with a green beard…
The Screengrab brings
us a St. Paddy’s Day special: singing
Irishmen! Also check out: the trailer review of Meet
Bill (“Jessica Alba — enjoy your stardom while it lasts, because once
you can't coast on your looks anymore, you're going to be in a world of trouble”);
the pervert’s
guide to cinema; and the SxSW review of Full
Battle Rattle.
And the Nerve Video Blog
wears its green on its sleeve, bringing you a St. Patrick’s Day video feast
featuring Miller’s
Crossing; “Danny Boy” performed by the
Muppets; Dennis
Leary and Sinead
O’Connor singing traditional Irish songs (not together, sadly); and
somebody else with a song about
potatoes. Plus: the sexiness of The L Word;
the sexiness of Jonah Hill
dating Andy Samberg’s dad; celebrities
favorite curse words (yep, they say ‘em out loud!); and the return of 90210 causes Oliver to curse…
