Happy
St. Patrick’s Day! Whether you were born and bred on the Emerald Isle, or are
just Irish for the day…everyone needs a little astrological advice
to get you through the fabulous, Guinness-fueled holiday…
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr.
19)
Through this week's haze of watery green beer, you'll reevaluate some of your
choices, from the fake Irishman you smooched outside the bodega, to the drinks
you know you can't afford. You've always been impulsive, but just because
you're the baby of the astrological chart doesn't mean the universe is going to
bail you out forever. Plus, there's something undeniably hot about people
who've got their shit together — take a page from the type-A handbook, and get
cracking.
Not an Aries? Find your own sign
right here.
