
Are
you all ready for the rebirth of the earth this Spring, but unsure how best to
cultivate your own personal awakenings? Check out this week’s
horoscopes for guidance:
Aquarius (Jan.
20-Feb. 18)
Critical mass isn't just a cute term monopolized by the fixed-gear bike riding
set — it's also a pretty perfect description of your week to come. Even though
Jupiter and Uranus are scheming to have your week literally begin and end with
a bang, you're going to feel like every situation that arises is fraught with
bat-shit levels of insanity. But don't fret too much: like our good friend
Dwight Schrute, you understand that the best way to get ahead is to form an
alliance. Lucky for you, people looking to help relieve your tension won't be
in short supply.
Not an Aquarius? Find your sign here.