Today
Scanner Emily
bulldozes through heaps of dirt to bring us the latest goods on the Amy
Winehouse Facegate drama. Apparently, British tabbie The Sun uncovered the less-than-flattering face shots. Says Emily,
“We're not the type to kick people when they're down. Nor do we want to
(publicly) pick at people's flaws. So you should know we feel really bad
showing you this picture
of Amy Winehouse.”
Speaking of the paps, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s recent Britney
Spears skewering is too rich for words. We’re fine with mere mumbles.
Scanner Brian is convulsing
through his “nerdgasm”
as he polishes off sexy Simpsons avatars from the cast of Battlestar Galactica.
Meanwhile, FOX News staffers are convulsing with fits of a different
breed. Their faux moral outrage
sniff test of the satire Miss
Bimbo Virtual Fashion Game has failed them yet again.
A mossback spoof of MTV’s
fakality show The
Hills is better than the actual show. But then again, it doesn’t take
too much.
In douchebag
news, Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis
could be headed back to the chink.
Screengrab
examines a New York magazine article on John
Waters, which finds the cutting-edge auteur interested in fake
rubber pies and books on Nazism; ponders whether Brad Pitt and Barack Obama
were separated
at birth; lambastes Entertainment
Weekly’s umpteenth list,
this on movie
villains; and previews Kids director
Harmony Korine’s new flick, Mister
Lonely.
— Joey Hood
