They don't look fuzzy to us...
Okay,
there is a huuuuge debate going on over at Scanner. Granted,
the “huuuge” part of it might be in my mind, but there is a debate. And it
raises the question: is Maggie Gyllenhaal sexy? (Or is Secretary the most over-rated “sexy” film of the past decade?)
Scanner Brian opens this can of worms, while also bringing you the nastiest sex
scenes ever. “Nasty” as in a scene which both “turns you on and repulses you at
the same time.”
Also under debate: Hot or
Not? Scarlett
Johansson's Fuzzy Nipple. Yes, there are pictures. And video.
Plus: Tina
Fey wants “Kristen” (a.k.a. Ashley
Alexandra Dupre) to appear on 30 Rock. And after I volunteered my uterus
for that woman…
Scanner Bryan’s hard-on threatens to smash his keyboard: Children
of Men: The Television Series.
Today
in Global Warming: 10 Fun Surprises.
Scanner Emily hates herself
for loving Men
in Trees. (We, too, have researched moving to Alaska…)
School’s out; students
celebrate by having giant
orgy in town square.
Then the kids went home to watch 80s
cartoon moments that, back in the day, made us pee in our Ninja
Turtle-footed pajamas.
It’s not just Southwest: TSA forces woman to remove
her nipple rings. Yes, they used pliers.
Meet
Rip Glitter, the most metal online product reviewer in history.
Kate from Lost!
Before
she was famous! Looking to meet singles just
like you!
Dominatrix
offers service discounts for Bear
Stearns employees.
Miss
Bimbo is just misunderstood.
Sacré Blue! French
First Lady is all nekkid and shit.
The Screengrab
brings us more news on the X-Files leaked trailer; also, the Deception’s trailer kind of freaks
us out (Hugh Jackman? Ewan McGregor? Sex games? Michelle Williams in
blood-red lipstick? WTF is going on?); Penn
& Teller…get killed?; and, of course, the Ten
Greatest Mentors in Movie History.
And the Nerve Video Blog
also takes a look at some trailers, including The Onion
Movie and Rosencrantz
& Guildenstern Are Undead. Plus: fondue and major
boobage; Wal-Mart;
and one hilarious
commercial that would never be aired in the United States…
