Forget
Eliot Spitzer and Ashley Alexandra Dupre (well, not totally, he made number
seven)…Steve
Almond examines the Top
10 Political Sex Scandals of our time. He recommends “as you peruse the ensuing scandal sheet, please try to
imagine a rolling TV banner reading Peen,
Poon & Politix! and trimmed in
patriotic colors.”
We
like his section titles; check out:
If
You Can't Beat Them, Lick a Hooker
Long
Dong Justice
The
Jesus and Meth Chain
"Get
a Ruler and Measure It For Me"
And for
your smutty scandal pleasure, see
the complete list here.
