
Can it possibly be human hair? And if so, from what human?
Last
night was a big night on Rock of Love 2.
No, not because Amber lied about her age. Not because dumb-f*ck Destiny decided
to get a tattoo of the Rock of Love
logo on her neck, or because her father is dying of cancer (and that despite
both of these facts, Bret booted her off the show).
No. What I’m talking about
is…prepare your loins….Bret. Took off. His bandana.
I always thought the picture
above was created through the magic of Photoshop. But no, this video proves
that, apparently, Bret has hair.
Or some strange substance
that looks like hair (whose hair, I'm not sure). Don’t you get the feeling there’s been at least an hour of professional
teasing going on to get this volume? Why isn’t CNN headlining
this news? Can the hair possibly be real?!?