Is Turbotax not
returning your frantic, last-minute e-mails? Look to our horoscopes for a
little advice:
Aries
(Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Last week was all about getting your paper straight, but starting on Monday you
can look forward to talking with the taxman about poetry, or at least something
more personally fulfilling than number crunching. Mercury’s getting cozy with Neptune, and the ripples from
their celestial nuzzling will unleash your inner avant-garde. Whether you find
yourself interpreting punk rock in a unitard, finally settling down to write that
short story, or painting your lover’s body with beet juice, any creative act
will crackle with your fierce, independent vision. Of course, the full moon is
always an emotional time for you, so make sure you’re surrounded by supportive
folk on the 20th — even someone as headstrong as you needs assurance that your
crocheted homage to Elvis definitely belongs at the Whitney.
Not an Aries? Find
your sign here.
