The
faboo Scanner crew
delighted us with their Top
10 “Happy Earth Day” Sex Toys. But the fun doesn’t stop there. Get through “Hump
Day” with a little help from your Scanner friends, and make sure to check out:
Who
Would You Rather: Nancy Grace or Rachael Ray? Sadly, they didn’t give us a “none
of the above” option.
Are you an effing
potty mouth? The cuss-o-meter will let you know.
The
Open-Source Boob Project. They wish
Janet Jackson was involved.
Delta helps out in-flight
masturbators.
Video of the Day: Doctors in the Philippines
Remove a Can From a Man's Ass, Get a Good Laugh.
Pleasing boys and men everywhere: male
masturbation “cuts cancer risk.” Of course, they didn’t mention the ladies.
Medical equality, my humps.
Miley
Cyrus will write a memoir; Scanner bloggers will rip their eyeballs out.
(Also: if you are pedophile, you might enjoy these “pictures”
of Miley.)
Smell
Yo D*ck: the official video!
Good with a test tube? PETA
might give you one
million dollars.
More video: Norwegian
Viking Metal band plays acoustic set for kindergartners.
Why? Because “we need to let metal and Odin catch the kids before Jesus
does." Obviously.
Self-validation: the
“crazy cat lady” action figure.
Topless
cello playing! And…bullshit?
Harry
Potter’s real-life “wand”…rejected?! And Hermione
is eighteen.
Want more? Live updates, all day long…at
your DailyScanner.com.
The Screengrab
brings us James
Caan versus the Cookie Monster; hot
mama Amy Poehler; Indiana
Jones and the Curse of the Hollywood Accountants; Jessica
Alba, serious actress!; and the trailer review of Neil LaBute’s Wicker Man remake, Lakeview
Terrace.
And over at the Nerve Video
Blog, has porn
star Savanna Samson really been hired by Fox News? (And, do you want to see
her in action?) Also check out: homeless
James Bond; White
House life; a cat
versus a cake; the story
of bacon; and the potato
salad that brings all the boys to the yard. Delish!
