Reverend
Jen is back! If you haven’t had the extreme pleasure, you can get to know her here.
Or, just read today’s personal
essay, in which the good Reverend recounts how a broken heart led to panic
attacks, which led to her trying to find free therapy. Those ads in the back of
The Village Voice always help.
But first came the sex. And
then the heartbreak:
"It's not about you" is code for, "It
is about you." It's code for, "Can we still be friends because I
don't think I EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN." It's code for,
"Remember that awesome blowjob you gave me last week? I don't want one of
those EVER AGAIN." It's code for, "You are not good enough for me for
whatever reason, so I'm throwing you out like the used condom I filled with
seminal fluid after penetrating you last Tuesday."
Read the entire
essay here. And for real-life pics of the sexy, elven-eared author…
Visit her website. Or, check out this sampling. Delicious, and I'm not just talking about the cupcake...
