What’s
the word on the bloggin’ streets? Scanner brings
the news, and the crazy:
Best.
Mugshots. Ever. (Take note: best not to wear your “I
love midget porn” T-shirt over the long weekend, no?)
Lil
Wayne has been reading Mayan prophecies: check
out what he’s learned.
Two celebs we haven’t heard
from in awhile suck
face in public.
If you look closely, you can
see Angelina
Jolie’s nipples. For reals.
Penthouse
owns online
Christian dating sites. Also for reals.
Meet the new DC Comics
character, Shy
Crazy Lolita Canary.
Guess which Star
Trek star will take advantage of
California’s new gay marriage law? Live long and prosper! All
this and so much more at your Daily Scanner.
Over at the Screengrab, we’ve
got Joan
Collins dishing on why Sean
Connery never walked in one her naked body painted gold (and other deep
thoughts on the James Bond franchise); Shreveport,
Louisiana: not just for birthin’ Spears’ kids!; are
you Jaman?; David
Bowie calls “bullshit” on stage musical version of The Man Who Fell to Earth; and check out the latest from Cannes.
The Modern
Materialist brings us the most evil
calculator ever (don’t tease me!); Got Milk? Get this awesome milk-splash
chair; all sorts o’ hour
glasses; a dog
house bigger than your apartment; the smoking
cigarette gun; egg
pants; and “You
Condoms.” As Materialista Wendy says, “They're the modern day calling card
— they feature an image on YOU right on the package. Just send in a photo of
yourself and they'll make a stylized black and white image to create your very
own calling card condoms. Klassy!”
And new video game blog 61 Frames Per Second
brings us the trailer review for “The
Conduit”; going vertical: how Capcom’s developers are changing
the landscape of 3D games; a YouTube-r re-imagines Gradius as an old-fashioned
text adventure; and are you “casual”
or “hardcore”?
Or is there another option…?