
If
you haven’t already checked out StuffWhitePeopleLife.com,
you might recognize yourself or certain friends in the subculture it describes.
(One of my white, San Francisco (#91)-dwelling friends said, “I didn’t buy it
until I got to water bottles (#76).” But for author
Joey Rubin, it revealed unsettling
truths about his dating history:
“I
drink too much bottled water (#76). I wear overpriced vintage t-shirts (#84),
loved studying abroad (#72) and stand completely still at concerts (#67). I'm a
fan of Michel Gondry (#68), Apple products (#40) and Stephen Colbert (#35).
I've threatened to move to Canada on more than one occasion
(#75). And I don't mind that StuffWhitePeopleLike.com — a blog that lampoons
the over-educated yuppies and hipsters who populate the nation's trendy urban
centers and mixed-use development zones — pinpoints me with such eerie
accuracy, assessing my predilections like a gifted psychic reader. The site is
a fairly amusing send-up of the slightly embarrassing, clearly predictable
culture I'm a part of.
But the fact that it also describes virtually my entire
dating history — that really unnerves me. When I moved to New York, I imagined my dating
repertoire would reflect the diversity of a Barack Obama rally (#8).”
Read
the entire essay here.