Inspired by the huge penis-boy Miss Information lent her time
to today I searched the archives for other instances of huge cocks and lo, I
found this poem by Joe Wenderoth. “In the Garden,” is a re-imagining of the
creation story in which Adam has a huge cock and God gives him a blow-job. It
is outrageous, hilarious and perhaps not for those who are offended by
light-hearted sexualization of sacred religious texts. Here is an excerpt:
“And so in the garden there was silky-good pussy and a huge cock, and
this pleased God, and this pleased the boy, and God's eyeballs rose up through
the boy's cock and spilled out into the pussy, for which the boy was always at
first grateful.”
Read the whole poem here. Really, it’s worth a read.
