Have
you met Carlizina
Jolectron? She is, apparently, the hottest woman…not actually alive. I’ll
let Scanner
introduce her: she is a “computer generated combination of Angelina Jolie's
hair and lips, Carmen Electra's eyes, and Charlize Theron's nose.” I’ll also
let Scanner Nicole sum up: “When people are hacking
body parts from Fergie to illustrate female perfection, we are in trouble.”
Also, Scanner asks the deep
questions. Such as: Is K-Fed
an evil genius? Did Mike
Huckabee win over Tyra
Banks…and her gays? Is The
L Word a fountain of
hot-youthfulness for aging
actresses? Does anyone else think Stephin
Merritt from the Magnetic Fields is not, technically, wearing
all brown here? Am I the only one who’s never gotten the “piss
shivers”? Can Prince
make even his hip
replacement sexxxy (ooh, titanium)? And do we care that Sienna
Miller and her boyfriend Rhys Ifans have joined the Mile-High
Club? (Do we even know who Rhys
Ifans is?)
Can you take any more? If
so, check out all that Scanner has to offer, here.
