While vanilla sex has
been bulwarked by pruned-faced housefraus—or
slaves to the patriarchy, as the Freidans call it—contributing writer Rebecca
Archer's personal narrative, “In Praise
of the Missionary Position,” offers a stunning vis-à-vis in defense of
“natural sex.” First published on the site in 2002, Archer's
kink-free account offers a fresh twist on an old parlor room favorite. She
made no bones about bottoming: “I am a lazy fuck,” she wrote. But with
her salty anecdotes involving a Hitachi vibrator, “In Praise
of the Missionary Position” becomes a movement for the submissive
everywoman...just not Phyllis Schlafly. — Joey Hood
