I
had the brilliant idea (don’t all bad ideas start out with that line?) to do a
lil’ round-up of all the funny/sexy/insane videos that have been posted of late
on our dear Nerve blogs. I started out nice and easy: a little teaser of what Will
Arnett’s K.I.T.T. would’ve been like in the new Knight
Rider, if only advertising dollars hadn’t gotten in the way. Good
times, via Scanner.
But I moved too quickly, too
soon, too early in the morning to the Gene
Simmons’ sex tapes. NSFW, not even at Nerve. At least, not safe for my
stomach this early in the morning. Yes, it’s cute/amusing that he leaves his
shirt on. The Australian energy model he’s with has giant, giant, giant breasts.
But then he licked his fingers and I had to stop it. If you’ve had your coffee,
and braced
your soul, check it. Let me know if he does any fancy tongue
tricks.
Sexier and more amusing: the
dangers
of f*cking food. Watch (or wash) those cucumbers,
ladies. Less sexy, highly creepy, probably
insane: Man claims he
had sex with Obama in 1999.
And the Nerve Video Blog
brings you all videos, all the time. Check out the “Top 5 ‘Bad
Good’ Movies” (aren’t high expectations a curse?); bad/good moments in
karaoke; how to make a squirrel
melt (we wish this referred to something sexual…but it’s what’s for lunch,
kids); Snuggly
Bear explains warrantless wiretapping; and, of course, the inimitable “10 Most
Ridiculous Things About the Beyonce Experience.” All of that will almost
erase the memory of Gene Simmons’ sex tape from your minds…
