Sarah Hepola has a hilarious piece of fiction up today, “Erotic
Dreams About Film Critics.”
“Tony turns me around, pushes me to
the floor. ‘You saw Sweet Home Alabama, and
you liked it!’ he barks at me. His cock is hard, and I take it in my mouth, let
my tongue roam around the tip. ‘You own Crossroads, that shitty Britney Spears movie, on DVD, don't you?’ he
asks.”
Nothing more to say, just read it
right away.