Today
Scanner Emily
bulldozes through heaps of dirt to bring us the latest goods on the Amy
Winehouse Facegate drama. Apparently, British tabbie The Sun uncovered the less-than-flattering face shots. Says Emily,
“We're not the type to kick people when they're down. Nor do we want to
(publicly) pick at people's flaws. So you should know we feel really bad
showing you this picture
of Amy Winehouse.”
Speaking of the paps, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s recent Britney
Spears skewering is too rich for words. We’re fine with mere mumbles.
Scanner Brian is convulsing
through his “nerdgasm”
as he polishes off sexy Simpsons avatars from the cast of Battlestar Galactica.
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