Those
crazy kids: only the Nerve horoscope
writers would commune with the heavens and come back to earth carrying news
of a teddy-bear straight jacket. You gotta love it. Check out your week’s
horoscopes, here.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May
20)
Restrictive, fuzzy and mysterious aren't just apt descriptions of a
straight-jacket made of teddy bears; they're also the perfect adjectives for
your love life this week. Whether you're in a relationship, on the prowl, or
stoked to be flying solo, your objectives and desires are going to feel all
muddled, like there's some big emotional tsunami on the rise that you can see
but can't run from. And even though unleashing your insecurities on suspecting
passersby sounds really satisfying, you'll feel more together if you draw up a
little list of what's got you down, and then set it on fire.
