What do you think makes J.Lo go "woooo"? This week, The Modern Materialist
talks to Geoff
Haggerty, a writer for the Onion News Network, who, for
a very long time, had a teeny tiny bed. And then he went shopping…
MM: So, without necessarily getting too explicit, any
interesting stories you can share about the bed?
GH: Oh, you mean besides all the incredible sex I've had in it?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That's what it sounds like
when I have sex. I'm sort of at a loss interesting story-wise. I will say that for the first month or so after I
bought it, it completely felt like any extravagant purchase or gift. You
know that feeling of, "I can't wait to play with my new video game or iPod
or whatever?" Well I had that feeling, except with a bed. I
got all happy and sleepy and tired at the same time and went to bed earlier
than at any other time in my life.
Want a bed that makes you go
“Wooooo”? Find
it right here, on the TMM.
