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Nicole Pasulka writes, “So by now you’ve heard the news: With a few snaps of the
camera, Miley Cyrus has crashed down to Earth and shattered our
(totally pathetic) hope that she would be a tween entertainment act to escape
the scandal that comes with fame at a young age.
Miley’s fall from teenage asexual grace seems like the perfect time
to flash back to other kiddie song and dance acts who, while entertaining, have
made us feel sort of uncomfortable. With Miley coming in at number 10, we move
on to the next 9 pop stars too young to drive but old enough to have their
lives ruined.
9. Kriss Kross. Jump! Jump! Then turn your pants around and go home for
dinner, your mom’s calling you.”
Check
out all ten (not in that way) right
here.
