Nerve Insider : blowjobs

Dating Confession of the Day, 5.21.08:

Nicole Ankowski — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Just in time for summer:

“I've really never been into giving blow jobs before but...I'm saving the last popsicle in my freezer so that when you get here I can rub it on your dick and then lick all the melty sweet yumminess. I got it bad for you.”

Do you like to play with food? Give us the dish in the Nerve Dating Confessions.

New on Nerve, 3.28.08: Leave the Spitzers Alone!

Nicole Ankowski — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:00:00 GMT

The inimitable Lisa Carver discusses the Eliot Spitzer scandal, and what happened in her life that made examining other people’s dirty laundry a lot more personal:

Me, I would leave him because he embezzled, not because he left his shin-high black socks on with a professional. I used to follow scandals for details like that, for the same reason I watch Divorce Court: I'm curious about people. I don't care if it's the president or my balding neighbor. I want to know what the socks mean. Did he take his pants down to the ankles for a blowjob, then kick the pants off and dive in without remembering to remove socks? Do you do that when you're spending $30,000 in one night? Or does he think he has ugly feet, and left them on purposely? Normally I would raise these questions to various people, turning the "salacious details" into a springboard for discussion, for investigation into the human psyche.

But after certain experiences in my personal life, I have come to see these details as heartaches.

Read her entire essay (“NPR made fun of her. NPR! They don't make fun of anyone!) here.

Dating Confession of the Day, Gratuitous Rock of Love 2 Outtakes:

Nicole Ankowski — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Wow. Just…wow. Has anyone else ever had a presumptive, self-congratulatory, post-blowjob snafu? It reminds me of hottie Megan from Rock of Love 2, who sucked face with Bret and then told him, “I know you like me.” (Not sure about sucking more than face; it’s a PG-13 show.) About one hour before he sent her packing. Check out more “wow” moments in the Nerve Dating Confessions.

Megan in a lil’ Episode 9 after-show:

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A scintillating look at what the cameramen have to deal with on Rock of Love 2. As in, where to put the mics when all you’re looking at is silicon. Also, more reasons we love Heather, and why they shouldn’t make the girls stand on elevated platforms:

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And finally, what really happened during Heather’s Truth or Dare hot tub game:

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