http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/archive/tags/creation+myth/default.aspxTags: creation mythenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/archive/2007/12/05/from-the-archives-god-gave-adam-a-huge-cock.aspxWed, 05 Dec 2007 18:00:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:56829Sarah0http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=56829http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/archive/2007/12/05/from-the-archives-god-gave-adam-a-huge-cock.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/poetry/wenderoth/inthegarden/"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/2007/12/01-07/inTheGarden.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">Inspired by the huge penis-boy Miss Information lent her time to today I searched the archives for other instances of huge cocks and lo, I found this <a href="http://www.nerve.com/poetry/wenderoth/inthegarden/">poem </a>by Joe Wenderoth. “In the Garden,” is a re-imagining of the creation story in which Adam has a huge cock and God gives him a blow-job. It is outrageous, hilarious and perhaps not for those who are offended by light-hearted sexualization of sacred religious texts. Here is an excerpt: </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="articletext"><span>“And so in the garden there was silky-good pussy and a huge cock, and this pleased God, and this pleased the boy, and God&#39;s eyeballs rose up through the boy&#39;s cock and spilled out into the pussy, for which the boy was always at first grateful.”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="articletext"><span>Read the whole poem <a href="http://www.nerve.com/poetry/wenderoth/inthegarden/">here</a>. Really, it’s worth a read. </span></span><span></span></p> <img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=56829" width="1" height="1">archivespoetryGodcreation mythgarden of eden