http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/archive/tags/janice+erlbaum/default.aspxTags: janice erlbaumenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/archive/2008/04/07/new-on-nerve-4-7-08-weird-date-the-creepiest.aspxMon, 07 Apr 2008 15:38:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:83813Nicole Ankowski0http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=83813http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/archive/2008/04/07/new-on-nerve-4-7-08-weird-date-the-creepiest.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/2008/04/01-07/creepy.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/nerveinsider/2008/04/01-07/creepy.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Has this happened to you? You let a guy (or girl) crash on your couch. They make a move. You reject ‘em. Then...you feel the guilt set in (it’s not just the lapsed Catholic in me, right?):<span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><i><span style="font-family:Arial;"><br /><br />&quot;We don&#39;t have to go out or anything,&quot; he said. &quot;We can just have a good time.&quot; He tickled my arm again, and it felt heavy, like the time I got hypnotized in a failed attempt to quit smoking pot. I started to feel resigned, like I was going to lose the debate anyway. </span></i><i><span style="font-family:Arial;font-style:normal;">Maybe I should just give him a handjob</span></i><span class="articletext"><i><span style="font-family:Arial;">, I thought. </span></i></span><i><span style="font-family:Arial;font-style:normal;">Maybe that will shut him up.</span></i><i><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></i><span style="font-family:Arial;"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/personalessays/erlbaum/thecreepist/index.asp?page=1"><br /><br />Janice Erlbaum</a> had a big, brash, tough-girl comic stance, but late at night and after an intense break-up (and a few joints) things can change. In this fabulous, honest and funny essay, she opens up about the <a href="http://www.nerve.com/personalessays/erlbaum/thecreepist/index.asp?page=1">creepiest night she ever spent on her couch</a>. And the readers, both men and women, are already <a href="http://www.nerve.com/giveandtake/feedback/readArticle.asp?article=/personalessays/erlbaum/thecreepist/index.asp">responding with similar stories</a>. Check ‘em out.</span></font></p><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=83813" width="1" height="1">datingsexWeird Datejanice erlbaumcreepy