Wii Wants to Get in Shape?

Nicole Ankowski — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:54:00 GMT

Will the Wii Fit replace my beloved yoga teacher Janice? Can a video game help you lose weight and work on your abs? Check out 61 Frames Per Second’s first review of Nintendo’s Wii Fit. We can’t wait to see John Constantine try it.

John, we want pictures of you doing the downward dog…

Someone DVR This: Pregnant Man on Oprah

Nicole Ankowski — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:50:00 GMT

It’s a situation countless women have dreamed about, but never thought possible…until today. Thomas Beatie, Scanner’s Dad of the Day, is carrying a child as a transgender man because his wife wasn't able to do so.

And today he’ll appear on Oprah. This should be good, because the older and richer Oprah’s gotten, the more she skips small talk with the common folk, and cuts to the chase with her questioning. (“Why are you still with him?” “Don’t you realize this all comes back to your own fears?” “What is this contraption called a ‘laundry machine’?”) What the hell will come out of her mouth? Guaranteed: nothing as interesting as what will be coming out of Thomas…

And for women who always wanted to piss standing up: Nintendo’s got something for you.

Oh yes, Scanner’s got more:

Joy: hacked Muppet video = best Rickroll ever.
Pain: The last days of Chris Farley.
M&M Gets Caught in the Act. Yeah. That act.
Scanner Emily looks cute in her cast, wedding ring.

Sex therapists like it quick and rough. (Well, they like it quick, at least. We can only guess about the roughness.) Do you agree?

And, we’re still in love with Dita Von Teese’s lesbian porn. That lady can make anything look classy!

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Wii Wants to Get in Shape?

Someone DVR This: Pregnant Man on Oprah