Meanwhile, in news you can use, the U.S. Economy is so deep in the crapper that supermodel Gisele refuses to be paid in American greenbacks, opting in recent contracts for Euros instead.
Hmm... let's see, I think it was in the early 90's that Linda Evangelista wouldn't even get out bed for less than $10,000 a day. Wonder what that would be like in today's deflated economy? Factor in the fluctuation of the dollar... cost of living... today's exchange rate... carry the one... [scribble scribble]... A-ha! By our calculations, it adds up to: we're fucked.
See ya in the bread lines!
