Transformers star and Vanity Fair’s pick for the Tom Hanks of 2010, Shia LaBeouf, has been arrested for refusing to leave a Walgreen’s. We totally understand this. Have you seen the Walgreen’s cosmetics aisle? It stretches to infinity. Apparently, and you’ll never believe this, but LaBeouf was drunk. We suppose the best sobriety test might be asking him to pronounce his own name. So anyway, he was arrested. He then responded by transforming himself into a 1984 Camaro, and riding off into the sunset with David Hasselhoff.