OK, even if this weren't part of a video game that "centers
on the Holy Protein, a deity-like glob of what may be semen," it would
still be one of the greatest things we've ever seen. But that's exactly
what it is, meaning that not only have we had both our J-Punk and Tom
of Finland quotas met for the day, but we will clearly also be checking
our Nintendo Wii's the
minute we get home tonight to see if, in fact, a version of this otherwise-Japan only game is available on the Virtual Console.
[Via GameBrink.com]
