We've never exactly been royal watchers, but that might change if the Windsor family keeps up the pace they seem to be setting. First there was that whole hushed-up sextape/cocaine story, and now pictures have emerged of Prince Harry licking another guy's nipples and snorting vodka like nose candy from a bottlecap while on vacation in Namibia -- which could apparently kill a person. (We think it depends on the type of vodka, the size of the bottlecap, and how much actual coke you've done in your life).

Here's what we have to say about this: next time the Royal Family takes a world tour, we seriously want backstage passes. What manservant do we have to blow to make that happen?