Actually, Scanners Nicole and Sarah, I'm agnostic on Matt Damon getting the 2007 People Prize for Outstanding Man Faces or whatever. I just felt lonely not participating in the fun.

Also, I couldn't stop laughing at this hi-res screengrab of the Matt Damon puppet from Team America. Those of you who haven't seen the movie: the caption doesn't mean what it seems to. Mostly.

Thanks, People Magazine! You brought the Scanner family together for a day!