FOX News Porn: "This is over the top. Roll the tape."

Posted by Bryan Christian

Behold -- two minutes (well, like a minute and a half) of borderline-NSFW smut, gleaned entirely from Fox News broadcasts. Sadly, like most soft-core smut, there's too much story, but still: pleasantly arousing. Oh, also: terrifying.

Hey Scanner Sarah and Nicole: y'all find any more candidates for this in there?


Posted Nov 16 2007, 08:08 AM
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Comments

sarahhepola said:

If one were to hogtie me, place a cloth covered in formaldehyde over my mouth, and speak to my subconscious, you might discover I have a tiny thing for Geraldo. But if you were to do these things, I suggest you buy me a shrimp dinner first.

November 16, 2007 8:27 AM

DeliciousDale said:

Sarah - the shrimp's on me babe...

November 16, 2007 9:19 PM

capital L said:

how exactly is an interview with mary katharine ham porn?

November 18, 2007 11:02 AM

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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