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Emily Farris
We're not sure if this guy is for real, but a desperate 22-year-old virgin decided to ask 50 random girls on the street "how about a fuck?" According to a pick-up guide he read, this line would give him a 1 in 25 chance of getting laid. He was not so lucky. Could it have been his choice of wardrobe?:
I eat breakfast, have a shower, and get dressed as nice as I can; bronzer, white shoes, nice jeans, white belt, blue polo shirt, sunglasses, and disheveled hair. I leave the house and take the bus to a well populated place far from the house.
About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.
