Give the Gift of Life This Holiday Season: A Vibrator

Posted by Emily Farris

George Elwell, president of SilentCall, knows that wrapping paper can be scary. In fact, it's on his short list of common holiday hazards, along with such dangers as "misuse of extension cords, holiday candles and too many lights on a tree."

That's why he's created "One of the most effective life-saving alerts," a vibrator to be placed under a mattress that goes off when it receives a signal from a smoke or carbon monoxide detector. 

"When we are sound asleep after a full day of shopping or a busy night entertaining we can benefit most from a bed vibrator system," says Elwell. "It is something we don't think about but should!"

Oh, we've thought about it. And we want one. We're going to leave candles burning all night next to our dry tree, piles of wrapping paper and misused extension cords. Send it to Nerve, New York, NY. Thanks, Mr. Elwell. And a happy holidays to you, too.

 


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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