Yesterday, we had the following IM exchange with our friend Kate:
- Kate: I was woken up FOUR separate times last night by my downstairs neighbor having sex
- 12:30
- 1:30
- 3:30
- and 4:30
- literally yelling and screaming, it's out of control
- Nicole: sounds like they're showing off
To Kate, we extend sympathy, ear plugs, a strong cup of coffee, and this list of
31 things about the neighbor who fucks too much. When you're lying in bed tossing and turning to the sound of the pleasure dome next door, remember: You are not alone.
