If ever we wanted a (totally unethical?) freebie for being a "writer," this is it: a golden vibrator. We found it at this little boutique in Brooklyn (though it's no longer on their website), and the store's own description makes it so much more fun:

The Everlasting Vibrator: Sleek, silent, waterproof, vibrator from JimmyJane. This is decadence distilled. Chill it in the fridge, take it into the pool, even ride your bike in the rain with one in the basket. The vibrator's frequency is tuned to provide a deep, resonant sensation. All vibrators feature an exclusive, patented, replaceable motor system.

5.25" long, 0.67" in diameter. All materials are medical quality, body and dishwasher safe. $ 275.00.

That's a whole lotta bang for your buck, especially considering pricier alternatives go for $1,500 or more. Riding it around in the bike basket in the rain is worth, like, $200 alone.