We're tempted to make a crack about how the folks at GreenDaily are obviously joyless hippies because they're shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that a product like Nundies (that would be disposable, lo-pro panties) could even exist. However... um... ok, yeah, we're still tempted.

Here's the marketing shtick: Nundies are a one-time use, pantyless panty that adhere to the inside inseam of a woman's pants. Nundies are a great fashion solution product for women who want to go bare-down-there without the discomfort of itchy clothing. Nundies also save women from the embarrassment of tacky panty lines and from having to wear uncomfortable thongs.

LOL.

They retail five (um, well, I can't say pairs, but anyway) for $15. That's enough to buy a nice whole organic chicken. OK, maybe that's off track. How about two jugs of Seventh Generation laundry detergent to wash your underwear in? Or a few pairs of underwear from Target that you can wash hundreds of times in that detergent? Or you can just leave the darn $15 in your pocket for crying out loud.

Seriously, GreenDaily, you're totally right about them bring overpriced and underneeded. But you know what? With all that guilt math, you kind of make me want to buy some Nundies -- and I'm a dude.