A Berlin man nearly died Tuesday from alcohol poisoning after chugging two pints of vodka at an airport, rather than trash it at a security checkpoint.
Hey dude, we've been there. We hate seeing stuff go to waste—especially consumables we've paid good money for. That's why we're a little fat. And alcohol is expensive. But really, there are easier ways...
Or, like, you know, just cut your losses?
[HOWTO smuggle liquids onto an airplane via BoingBoing]
