Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney loves horses. A lot. So much so that it might be affecting the couple's love life to the point that their son Josh is contributing marital aids:
Last Christmas, Josh Romney presented his father with a rubber horse mask. “It’s remarkable how much it makes him look like a horse,” the younger Mr. Romney said. Wear the mask, he told his father, and “maybe Mom will pay as much attention to you as she does to the horses.”
[Via Bostonist]
(Thanks Gwynne and Christine!)