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Holiday Gift Guide: iBoxer

Posted by Alex Zalben

Coffee Makers? Donut Trucks? Is this Nerve.com, or lame-os.com*? I thought so. Then it's time to get all sexy up in this Gift Guide, don’t you think?

Without further ado, what more perfect gift than iPod Underwear for the holidays. It’s the present that says, “I like music, but I’m totally hot for you. Also, I hope you already have an iPod.”

From Play (which actually spells their letter “A” with a play sign, but I’m too lazy to figure out how to code the webding for that) comes two different versions: iBoxer for Men, and iBoxer for Women.

These 93% cotton, 7% spandex boxers come in a variety of colors, are available for under $20, and sport a nifty little pocket big enough to hold an iPod, cell phone, or snacks**.

And they’re so sexy, you’re going to want to rip them right off your Special Friend. But don’t do that, because if they’re listening to an iPod from their pants, they have their earbuds in, and ripping ‘em out is gonna hurt like a mofo.

The Play website has a handy guide to find out where you can pick these up in person, or online. And, most places I checked out are having a sale on ‘em for the Holidays, so why not pick up a pair for your music obsessed sweetie today? (Play Underwear)

Related: Girl shows off her iThong in the Apple Store

*Not an actual website.

**Crazy idea: This may be a way better place to store your contraceptive of choice than your wallet. Not to defeat the point of this post or anything.


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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