In exactly 36 (a few) hours (have we told you yet never to trust our math?), at 1:08 a.m. EST (or a few minutes before, depending on how long it takes you to make the magic happen), drop everything, including your pants, and give yourself an orgasm. Or find someone or something to give you an one. It's the Global Orgasm.

Forget the fact that you'll probably be at home for the holidays, in your old room, where you first awkwardly fumbled with yourself, and try to think about the fact that it's for "peace, gender and social justice, and global warming" (because "the planet needs a rest from all our other desires").

But before you begin, an important message from the event sponsors:

"Overpopulation (6.8 billion people and counting) is a major cause of 'peak everything' so please don't make more babies in the Global-O." 

[globalorgasm.org]

(Thanks, Allison!)