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Is Condoleezza Rice a Virgin?

Posted by Emily Farris

While we were busy putting together our slutty outfits on New Year's Eve, the kids at Wonkette were actually working. They spent the day rounding up Condoleezza Rice's most awkwardest moments of 2007, and found that it was, in fact, her most awkwardest year ever. Even more awkward? About a month ago we walked past the set of a documentary on Condi while the host was positing that Miss Rice is a virgin. At first we thought it couldn't be. Do virgins even exist anymore? But then we did a little googling and while we still have no proof, we're not the only ones who think Condoleezza might pass the white sheet test. If this is true, we'd like to offer her a complimentary Gold membership to Nerve Personals.  

[Wonkette: 2007: Awkwardest Condiyear Ever] 


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Posted Jan 02 2008, 08:23 AM
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Comments

laGiulia said:

Um... does it actually matter?

She once said she never met anyone she'd like enough to marry. Does not mean she's never had a boyfriend, does it?

And at any rate: wouldn't it be her bloody business?

January 2, 2008 8:51 AM

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    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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