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Pop Your Top Off with the Moaner Lisa Bottle Opener

Posted by Emily Farris

This Moaner Lisa orgasmic bottle opener makes the Homer Simpson talking bottle opener seem so un-cool. Except we bought the Homer opener for our dad and probably will not be buying him this one.

[Via Gizmodo]


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Posted Jan 02 2008, 04:31 PM
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I'm sick of your insane demands. said:

And what better way to re-inaugurate the blog than with a new disembodied-female-body-parts product? The latest in this category (see, for reference, here, here, and here) comes from Nerve's Scanner, which alerted us to the existence of the "Moaner Lisa

January 2, 2008 7:23 PM

I'm sick of your insane demands. said:

And what better way to re-inaugurate the blog than with a new disembodied-female-body-parts product? The latest in this category (see, for reference, here, here, and here) comes from Nerve's Scanner, which alerted us to the existence of the "Moaner Lisa

January 2, 2008 7:32 PM

Anony said:

This product is for absolute losers. That's the only girl you'll be touching, mate!

January 3, 2008 11:09 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

    Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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