Why We'll Never Be Famous: Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby

Posted by Emily Farris

On New Year's Eve we played Celebrity with some friends (you know, the game where everyone puts celebrity names in a hat, or in our case, an unused IKEA planting pot, and someone has to draw and act out the celebrity) and we drew Jamie Lynn Spears' baby. After we got over the hilarity of drunkenly acting out childbirth on the floor ("This hurts, ya'll!"), we considered the fact that Jamie Lynn Spear's unborn child is far more famous than just about everyone in the world. And to that we call bullshit. While we will continue to make that damned embryo famouser by posting shit like this.  


Comments

Michael said:

"This hurts, y'all!"

Freakin' hilarious, Emily.  Oh to be a fly on the wall for that game!  That said, your point is spot on.  Too bad her older sister has upped the ante with her latest bout with sanity.  Tragic...

January 5, 2008 5:59 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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